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Amitabh's
Replacement |
Since Amitabh
Bachchan's is out for Kaun Banega Crorepati, here are a few
persons who could audition for the show.
Nana Patekar: Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko
lakhpati bana dalega.Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.
Amjad Khan: Kitne options the? Chaar ! Soover ke bachchon !
Chaar chaar options ! Bahut nainsaafi hai ! Dhish-keoin
Dhish-keoin ! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab main uda diye. Ab
bol, tera kya hoga kaaliya?
Sanjay Dutt: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar
aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne - tere ko aata hai
to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod dalega.
Raj Kumar: Jaani, huuum, hhhuuuum hote to apne dost ko phone
kar ke sawaal pooch lete.
Jagdeep: Bole to Soorma Bhopali - meri jeb ho gayi khaali.
Mere pass to koi cheque nahin hain. Arre mujhko jaane do.
Mithun Chakraborty: Eeyaeech ! Tu audience poll karega ?
Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai?
Time nahin hai.
Kesto Mukherji: Hee-heek. Hee-yaik. Apne ko sab kuch do-do
dikh rahela hai.Hee-heek. Yeh aath options kidhar se aa gaye?
Hee-yok. Apne ko bahut chad gayeli hai.
Ashok Kumar: To abhi aapne yeh dekha ( wheeze ), ki yahan se
Delhi ke Ramesh Kumar ( gasp), yahan se Rs 20,000 leke chale
gaye. ( groan ). Kal aur dus logon ko leke phir milenge Hum
Log (croak ). |
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