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Keshto |
Kesto Mukherjee
had a little too much to drink one day. He was driving home
from the bar one night and, of course, his car was weaving
violently all over the road.
A hawaldar pulls him over and asked, "kahan se aa rahe ho?"
"Iiiizzzzze! daru khane se! izzzeezzzeh!" slurs Kesto.
"Lagta hai ke aapne bahot pee rakhi hai"
"Hehheha. Lekin mai thik hu!" Kesto says in his usual style.
"Lekin aapko pata hai," says the hawaldar, "kuchh der pahle
pahle aapki biwi car se gir gayi?
"Iiizzzzzezzzeeh! Tab to sab thik hai" sighs Kesto, "thodi
der ke liye to apne ko laga...izzzezze...ke apun behra ho
gaya hun....hehhehe". |
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